The day I can sit without having fat rolls come out I’ll achieve my body goal
It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??
LITTLE TEENY DICE
ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL
When you need a little luck
son oF A BITCH
this is some airbending shit right here
jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.