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stfukarla:

The day I can sit without having fat rolls come out I’ll achieve my body goal


It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.


panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E


ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open


stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH


ehtan:

australian parliament 

ehtan:

australian parliament 


typette:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.

typette:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.


trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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